一些牛仔在一个古老的西房玩扑克牌。其中一人确定了是赢家，另一个蹦了起来，大吼，“他的是骗子！他是乱搞我牌！“
最终成功的扑克规则有两种：1。不要告诉你知道的一切，并…… （就是这样）。
一个人走在酒店的赌桌旁，并注意到三名男子和狗打牌。狗被打，并不平凡的业绩。“这是一个非常聪明的狗”，该名男子的评论。有人说：“只是玩家没有那么聪明，他们没看到，每次它得到一个很好的牌，他都会摇摆着尾巴。”
问：什么是一个扑克玩家和狗之间的差异？
答：大约10年后，狗会退出赌场吗？呜呜。
一个混混问一名男子要2美元。
该男子说：“你买酒？”流浪汉说：“不”该名男子说，“你会赌博吗？”流浪汉说，“不”因此，该名男子说，“你跟我回家，让我的妻子看看会发生什么如果一个人不喝酒或赌博。”
医生接电话，另一端的一个同事听到熟悉的声音。
“我们需要一个牌友”。
“我马上就过来，医生低声说。
他把他的外套穿上，他的妻子问，“是严重的病情吗？”
“哦，是相当严重，”医生说 “还用问严不严重吗，现在那边都有三个医生了！”
问：为什么是长颈鹿而在牌桌上就成了豹子？
答：我还以为你是一只猎豹。
问：你听到麻风病人在玩扑克游戏？
答：一个人在扔他的牌而其他三个笑得前翻后仰……
译文
Poker Jokes
Some cowboys were playing poker in an Old West saloon. One of them laid down the winning hand, and another jumped up, yelling, “He’s cheatin! He ain’t playin the cards I dealt him!”
There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker: 1. Never tell everything you know, and…… （that’s it）。
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance. “This is a very smart dog,” the man commented. “Not so smart,” said one of the players, “every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.”
Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years, the dog quits whining.
A bum asks a man for $2
The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
”We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend.
”I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?”
”Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely. “Why, there are three doctors there already!”
Q: What did the giraffe say to the leopard at the poker table?
A: I thought you were a cheetah.
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.